Has it really been a year and a half?

Yes, it has. And why? Because I'm lazy. It's time to give life to this blog (as if it really had any to begin with).


First up on the agenda ... new years resolutions.

Have I made any? Have I broken them already, as I have every single year since the middle of Grade 8? This year, I have decided to make my new years resolution the following: I will not make any new years resolutions. Instead, I will make resolutions (kinda like miny promises to myself) throughout the year. My only criteria: I have to achieve at least 4 of them. This is way better than percentages. This way, I can fail at 96 resolutions out of 100 and still be a winner in my eyes, whereas the other way leaves me at a 4% success rate, which would still probably make me a winner in my eyes (yes, I so need glasses).

Resolution 1: Attempt 1
Resolution: I will show self discipline over a designated period of time.
Duration: 14 days + (Yes, the + is meant as a joke. As if.)
Method: I will follow the Master Cleanse as directed, without any modification.
Start Date: No way I'm starting today ... but I guess I can go for Monday (January 11). And if that flops, I'll go for Tuesday.
Comments: If I actually do this, I can kill two birds with one stone. I can hopefully prove to myself that self discipline and I have not truly parted ways upon my third birthday, and cleanse my body at the same time (or potentially damage it, depending on what research you want to believe).